Kristen has a serious problem. She suffers from what she refers to as "Indiana Jones Syndrome", a disorder that causes major crushes on academic types that spend more time abseiling down mountainous cliffs, fighting Nazis, spelunking through flooded caves, and riding into the sunset on Arabian horses. Josh Gates fits a majority of these categories and probably wishes he could fit into the rest.Scifi*'s Destination Truth is a full hour of anthropological, cryptozoological, and parapsychological investigative television on par with 60 Minutes and 20/20. Hosted by the charming Mr. Gates and rounded out by a rag-tag bunch of misfit crew members, DT attempts to answer the hard-hitting questions surrounding the world's most mysterious legends. Josh and team travel the globe searching for the bipedal hominids (Yeti, Tokoloshe, etc.) and Jurassic-style beasts (Ropen, Burrunjor, et al.) that terrorize seemingly every small town but your own.
Josh is also (thankfully) a member of the Explorer's Club, which makes him eligible to marry our dear Kristen as this is one of the qualifications on her 68-point list of requirements for a perfect man. Dream big, non-Explorer Club losers! Dream big!
*Note from the authors: We refuse to substitute "y"s where other letters belong.
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