For the past three years of our friendship we have been making a list of all the things we "should totally do." Now we are taking all of those "wouldn't it be awesome to" and "we should totally"s and we're running with them. And lucky you. You, dear reader, get all the excitement without the scheduling conflicts, time commitment, financial obligation, or humiliation in front of strangers. Stick with us, and you will witness why Rollergirls wear nylons, how to adopt a seventeen year old boy, and why strippers deserve much more respect than they get.
The "we" refers to Kristen (the hot one) and Aubri (she's got a good personality). We aren't celebrities (yet). We aren't independently wealthy (yet). No one is accompanying us to make us look good or protect our image. The more it hurts Kristen the funnier Aubri will find it. The worse Aubri looks, the more pictures Kristen will take.
This is no jackassery. We won't be pulling stunts and there will be no nudity. Well, not intentionally (yet). It's a journey. An undertaking. It's about finding out what it feels like to shove a flame into your mouth for the first time. It's about self-discovery. Our bodies. Our selves. (no homo) Lessons will be learned, skills acquired, and Aubri or her pants will probably fall down once or twice.
It's inevitable, once you are sucked into our world of going nowhere fast you will say to yourself, how do I become as cool? It's easy, just follow our advice. There's more to Making No One Proud than learning useless things, it's also about making bad decisions. That's why throughout the process we will also offer up such segments as:
- Girls on Girls: Unsolicited advice for boys.
- Great Ideas We're Too Lazy To Implement
- That's What We're Naming Our Next Band
- And Others...
