Due to popular demand, we have decided to share with you the infamous list of men we intend to marry. One at a time, and in no particular order. Number one comes from Aubri's list (which is considerably longer than Kristen's).Congratulations, Ken Marino!
We give you MNOP's highest honor; placement on "the list".
If you spent the early nineties like we did, you were home every night glued to such MTV classics as: Liquid Television, full episodes of Beavis and Butthead, the Jon Stewart Show, and The State. It was on The State that we were first introduced to Ken Marino. It wasn't the gelled hair, or the wife beaters Marino often wore in sketches that drew Aubri's affections. In fact, it was 7 simple words every young girl yearns to hear:
I wanna dip my balls in it.
That one simple catch phrase launched a phase in Aubri's life which peaked at the witnessing of the "Job Service" sketch. Were she that bunny, car part, etc...
Ken has continued to win over her heart by appearing in such shows as: Dawson's Creek, Veronica Mars, Party Down, and the Hallmark Channel made for TV masterpiece Falling in Love With the Girl Next Door.
I love that John Krasinski is on the list, and I love even more that you both have someone from The Office on your list. However, I think you are forgetting about the sexiest man alive, Matthew Fox. So gorgeous. In real life, a total douche. But on LOST? Ultimate sexy, hunky, steamy, smoking hot, spinal surgeon hero if there ever was one.
ReplyDeleteHey! Hold your horses! That list is hardly a fraction of the men that we fully intend on marrying!
ReplyDeletejeffrey dean morgan... i salivate for that man constantly. marry him in your prime so you can do him all the time! (lolz unintentional MC Iza)
ReplyDeleteJDM is pure deliciousness. I believe he was actually the first "we'll share". We each knew that the other would never concede.
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ReplyDelete- Iza